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"To demolish ruins is an oxymoron, I believe." - Selma
An "innocent virus"? Serious oxymoron, wouldn't you agree?
Brief: The only monosyllabic oxymoron in the English Language.
Could a geologist be called a roxy-moron?
Could a glue-sniffer be called an epoxy-moron?
Could an attractive but slow woman be called a foxy-moron?
Dry Ice: A Carbon DiOxymoron -- [ouch! :-)].
Isn't the term "Dumb Blonde" a peroxymoron?
Oxyidiot 1.0, Oxyimbecile 2.0, Oxymoron 3.0, Oxygenius real soon now.
Oxymorass: Bogged down with Oxymorons.
OXYMORON - He was as strong as an ox -- and just as smart.
OXYMORON - POOR OLD LAWYERS
OXYMORON - STAMP OUT VIOLENCE!
Oxymoron of war: acceptable losses.
Oxymoron Ä accurate stereotype
Oxymoron Ä act naturally
Oxymoron Ä almost exactly
Oxymoron Ä alone together
Oxymoron Ä Anarchy rules!
Oxymoron Ä Casual intimacy
Oxymoron Ä Clean dirt
Oxymoron Ä Clearly confused
Oxymoron Ä Clearly misunderstood
Oxymoron Ä Completely unfinished
Oxymoron Ä Compulsory volunteering
Oxymoron Ä Conspicuous absence
Oxymoron Ä Constant change
Oxymoron Ä Definite maybe
Oxymoron Ä Exact estimate
Oxymoron Ä Found missing
Oxymoron Ä Freezer burn
Oxymoron Ä Fresh frozen
Oxymoron Ä Genuine imitation
Oxymoron Ä Good grief
Oxymoron Ä Guest host
Oxymoron Ä Half dead
Oxymoron Ä Liquid crystal
Oxymoron Ä Living dead
Oxymoron Ä Never generalize
Oxymoron Ä This page intentionally left blank
Oxymoron: A contradiction in terms, e.g. rap music...
Oxymoron: A lighter dark beer.
Oxymoron: A new classic.
Oxymoron: Absent Witness.
Oxymoron: Accidentally on Purpose.
Oxymoron: Accurate stereotype.
Oxymoron: Act natural.
Oxymoron: Activity Break.
Oxymoron: almost infinite
Oxymoron: Apartment Home.
Oxymoron: Awful Nice.
Oxymoron: Begin Initially.
Oxymoron: Black Light.
Oxymoron: Cold Fire.
Oxymoron: colorless dye
Oxymoron: Constant Change.
Oxymoron: Definitely Probably.
Oxymoron: Deliberate Mistake.
Oxymoron: Devout Atheist.
Oxymoron: Dull Shine.
Oxymoron: Dwarf Mammoths!
Oxymoron: Empty hole.
Oxymoron: Extremely bland.
Oxymoron: Fairly Obvious.
Oxymoron: Finally Again.
Oxymoron: Found Missing.
Oxymoron: fresh raisin
Oxymoron: Generally Aware.
Oxymoron: Guilty Scapegoats.
Oxymoron: Highly Visible Covert Operation.
Oxymoron: horribly decent.
Oxymoron: Ill Health.
Oxymoron: Important trivia.
Oxymoron: Insincere Vow.
Oxymoron: Internal Exile.
Oxymoron: Last Initial.
Oxymoron: Least favorite.
Oxymoron: Legally drunk.
Oxymoron: Light heavyweight.
Oxymoron: Liquid crystal.
Oxymoron: Little Misleading.
Oxymoron: Minimize to the maximum.
Oxymoron: Minor disaster.
Oxymoron: Natural Synthetic.
Oxymoron: Non-working mother.
Oxymoron: Obedient Defiance.
Oxymoron: Odd Irony.
Oxymoron: Often Unpredictable.
Oxymoron: Original copy.
Oxymoron: Paper china.
Oxymoron: Perfect idiot.
Oxymoron: plastic glasses.
Oxymoron: Professional Amateur.
Oxymoron: Random logic.
Oxymoron: Reckless caution.
Oxymoron: Regular Special.
Oxymoron: Relatively Obscure.
Oxymoron: Relentlessly Continued.
Oxymoron: Repeatedly Redundant.
Oxymoron: rolling stop.
Oxymoron: Same Difference.
Oxymoron: Sandinista Compliance.
Oxymoron: Severely killed.
Oxymoron: Slightly Misleading.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Destroyed.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Extraordinary.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Informed.
Oxymoron: Standard deviation.
Oxymoron: straight curve.
Oxymoron: Straight hook.
Oxymoron: Taped live.
Oxymoron: Traditionally Radical.
Oxymoron: True gossip.
Oxymoron: Uniquely Uniform.
Oxymoron: Vague Recollection.
Oxymoron: Villainous Hero.
Oxymoron: Work Party.
Oxymoron: Working Dinner.
Oxymoron: 10K fun run.
Oxymoron: 6502-based computer.
Oxymoron: A vampire named Dawn.
Oxymoron: Academic dean.
Oxymoron: Academic salary.
Oxymoron: Academic scholar.
Oxymoron: Academic sorority.
Oxymoron: Acceptable losses.
Oxymoron: Accordion music.
Oxymoron: Aching joys.
Oxymoron: Acne cream for a geek.
Oxymoron: Act naturally.
Oxymoron: Action committee.
Oxymoron: Active reserve.
Oxymoron: Adequate security.
Oxymoron: Adult children.
Oxymoron: Advanced BASIC.
Oxymoron: Aerobic exercise.
Oxymoron: Aggressive begging.
Oxymoron: Aging yuppie.
Oxymoron: Air Force work.
Oxymoron: Air traffic control.
Oxymoron: Airline cuisine.
Oxymoron: Airline food.
Oxymoron: Airport security.
Oxymoron: Almost a negative pregnancy.
Oxymoron: Almost always.
Oxymoron: Almost candid.
Oxymoron: Almost exactly
Oxymoron: Almost no comment.
Oxymoron: Almost round.
Oxymoron: Almost safe.
Oxymoron: Almost suddenly.
Oxymoron: Almost totally.
Oxymoron: Alone together.
Oxymoron: Ambiguous law.
Oxymoron: American beer.
Oxymoron: American chop suey.
Oxymoron: American culture.
Oxymoron: American education.
Oxymoron: American English.
Oxymoron: American geographers.
Oxymoron: American history.
Oxymoron: American Honda.
Oxymoron: American peace keepers.
Oxymoron: Amiable divorce.
Oxymoron: Amiga friendly.
Oxymoron: Amtrak schedule.
Oxymoron: An astronomically low rate of failures.
Oxymoron: An honest Democrat.
Oxymoron: An honest politician.
Oxymoron: An idiot with acne.
Oxymoron: Anarchy rules!
Oxymoron: Ancient technology.
Oxymoron: Antipoverty workers.
Oxymoron: Anxious patient.
Oxymoron: Apartment complex.
Oxymoron: Apparent contradiction.
Oxymoron: Apparently civil government.
Oxymoron: Apple tech support.
Oxymoron: Appropriate happenstance.
Oxymoron: Arms limitation.
Oxymoron: Army intelligence.
Oxymoron: Arrogant humility.
Oxymoron: Art student.
Oxymoron: Artificial Intelligence.
Oxymoron: Artificial snow.
Oxymoron: Athletic scholarship.
Oxymoron: ATM Teller Machine.
Oxymoron: Authentic replica.
Oxymoron: Authentic reproduction.
Oxymoron: Automated data processing.
Oxymoron: Baby Grand.
Oxymoron: Back to the future.
Oxymoron: Bad health.
Oxymoron: Bad sex.
Oxymoron: Balanced insanity.
Oxymoron: Balanced opinion.
Oxymoron: Balding hair.
Oxymoron: Bankrupt millionaire.
Oxymoron: Barely dressed.
Oxymoron: Belligerent begging.
Oxymoron: Benevolent despot.
Oxymoron: Better than new.
Oxymoron: Beyond infinity.
Oxymoron: Bicameral unity.
Oxymoron: Bipartisan cooperation.
Oxymoron: Bittersweet.
Oxymoron: Black racist.
Oxymoron: Blameless criminals.
Oxymoron: Blameless culprits.
Oxymoron: Blameless lawyers.
Oxymoron: Blameless terrorists.
Oxymoron: Blameless thieves.
Oxymoron: Blameless villains.
Oxymoron: Boastful exaggerations.
Oxymoron: Bob Hope Special.
Oxymoron: Boneless ribs.
Oxymoron: Boring orgasm.
Oxymoron: Bottoms up.
Oxymoron: Brave politician.
Oxymoron: British fashion.
Oxymoron: Broad compartment-mentalization.
Oxymoron: Brotherly love.
Oxymoron: Budget deficit.
Oxymoron: Budget gourmet.
Oxymoron: Budget resolution.
Oxymoron: Bug free code.
Oxymoron: Buggy virus
Oxymoron: Business ethics.
Oxymoron: Cabinet government.
Oxymoron: Cafeteria food.
Oxymoron: California culture.
Oxymoron: California expressway.
Oxymoron: Can I ask you a question?
Oxymoron: Canadian culture.
Oxymoron: Canadian identity.
Oxymoron: Capital punishment.
Oxymoron: Cardinal sin.
Oxymoron: Cash surplus.
Oxymoron: Casual intimacy.
Oxymoron: Casually concerned.
Oxymoron: Cat proof.
Oxymoron: Cavalier concern.
Oxymoron: Censorship freedom.
Oxymoron: Central Intelligence Agency.
Oxymoron: Centrally-planned economy.
Oxymoron: Certain risk.
Oxymoron: Certainly unsure.
Oxymoron: Chance goals.
Oxymoron: Cheap junk.
Oxymoron: Cheap labor.
Oxymoron: Cheerful pessimist.
Oxymoron: Cherokee pioneer
Oxymoron: Chicken fingers
Oxymoron: Childproof.
Oxymoron: Chilling fever.
Oxymoron: Chow baby.
Oxymoron: Christian education.
Oxymoron: Christian militia.
Oxymoron: Christian Scientists.
Oxymoron: Church of Scientology.
Oxymoron: CIA management.
Oxymoron: CIA requests.
Oxymoron: Civil engineer.
Oxymoron: Civil law.
Oxymoron: Civil libertarian.
Oxymoron: Civil servant.
Oxymoron: Civil war.
Oxymoron: Classic new homes.
Oxymoron: Classic rock!
Oxymoron: Classified advertising.
Oxymoron: Clean dirt.
Oxymoron: Clean hack
Oxymoron: Clean landfill.
Oxymoron: Clear as mud
Oxymoron: Clearly confused.
Oxymoron: Clearly misunderstood.
Oxymoron: Close-minded liberal.
Oxymoron: Coed fraternity.
Oxymoron: Coed sorority.
Oxymoron: Cold as hell.
Oxymoron: Cold comfort.
Oxymoron: Cold toast.
Oxymoron: Collective liberty.
Oxymoron: College algebra.
Oxymoron: College education.
Oxymoron: College student.
Oxymoron: Colored music.
Oxymoron: Colt Peacemaker.
Oxymoron: Columbia football.
Oxymoron: Comics and investment.
Oxymoron: Coming home.
Oxymoron: Commercial art.
Oxymoron: Committee decision.
Oxymoron: Committee schedule.
Oxymoron: Common sense.
Oxymoron: Communist Party.
Oxymoron: Compassionate editor.
Oxymoron: Compassionate politician.
Oxymoron: Compassionate Republican.
Oxymoron: Completed research.
Oxymoron: Completely educated.
Oxymoron: Completely unfinished.
Oxymoron: Compulsory volunteering.
Oxymoron: Compulsory volunteers.
Oxymoron: Computer jock.
Oxymoron: Computer science.
Oxymoron: Computer security.
Oxymoron: Congressional action.
Oxymoron: Congressional ethics.
Oxymoron: Congressional responsibility.
Oxymoron: Conscripted volunteer.
Oxymoron: Conservative activist.
Oxymoron: Conservative Democrat.
Oxymoron: Conservative planner.
Oxymoron: Consistent discrepancies.
Oxymoron: Conspicuous absence.
Oxymoron: Constant variable.
Oxymoron: Construction worker.
Oxymoron: Contra aid.
Oxymoron: Contra assistance.
Oxymoron: Controlled enthusiasm.
Oxymoron: Convenience stores.
Oxymoron: Conventional wisdom.
Oxymoron: Convinced skeptic.
Oxymoron: Cooking glue.
Oxymoron: Cooperative multitasking.
Oxymoron: Corporate planning.
Oxymoron: Cost effective.
Oxymoron: Cost efficient.
Oxymoron: Country music.
Oxymoron: Courtesy towing.
Oxymoron: Crash landing.
Oxymoron: Creation science.
Oxymoron: Creationist science.
Oxymoron: Criminal justice.
Oxymoron: Criminal lawyer
Oxymoron: Crowded sky.
Oxymoron: Curved line.
Oxymoron: Customer satisfaction.
Oxymoron: Cynical humanitarian.
Oxymoron: Data administration.
Oxymoron: Data processing.
Oxymoron: Data structure.
Oxymoron: De-install.
Oxymoron: Death benefits.
Oxymoron: Debugged program.
Oxymoron: Debutante ball.
Oxymoron: Decaffeinated coffee.
Oxymoron: Decent lawyer.
Oxymoron: Decisive liberal.
Oxymoron: Definite maybe.
Oxymoron: Definite possibility.
Oxymoron: Degradable plastic.
Oxymoron: Deliberate speed.
Oxymoron: Delicious fat-free.
Oxymoron: Demanding patient.
Oxymoron: Democratic Congress.
Oxymoron: Democratic Democrat.
Oxymoron: Democratic freedom.
Oxymoron: Democratic logic.
Oxymoron: Democratic Party.
Oxymoron: Desktop publishing.
Oxymoron: Diet ice cream.
Oxymoron: Diminished confidence.
Oxymoron: Dimwitted Democrat.
Oxymoron: Dining hall food.
Oxymoron: Dip switch.
Oxymoron: Disco music.
Oxymoron: Discreet corruption.
Oxymoron: Disgustingly good.
Oxymoron: Disinformation.
Oxymoron: Divorce court
Oxymoron: Dodge Ram
Oxymoron: Domestic import.
Oxymoron: Down escalator.
Oxymoron: Downtown Detroit.
Oxymoron: Dream reality.
Oxymoron: Dress pants.
Oxymoron: Drive on parkway and park on driveway.
Oxymoron: Driving pleasure.
Oxymoron: Droll executions.
Oxymoron: Dry beer.
Oxymoron: Dry heaves.
Oxymoron: Dry ice.
Oxymoron: Dry runs.
Oxymoron: Dry well.
Oxymoron: Dry wine.
Oxymoron: DSZ documentation.
Oxymoron: Dull point.
Oxymoron: Dumb blonde (no, that's redundant).
Oxymoron: Dumb student at Oxford.
Oxymoron: Duplicate original.
Oxymoron: Dynamic monotone.
Oxymoron: Easy C.
Oxymoron: Easy money.
Oxymoron: Easy OS/2 setup.
Oxymoron: Easy payments.
Oxymoron: Easy to read computer manual.
Oxymoron: Easy-open cap.
Oxymoron: Economic reform
Oxymoron: Economist.
Oxymoron: Educated Republican.
Oxymoron: Educational administration.
Oxymoron: Educational television.
Oxymoron: Electroshock therapy.
Oxymoron: Elementary calculus.
Oxymoron: Empty when full (sign on a dumpster).
Oxymoron: English syntax.
Oxymoron: Enough hard drive space.
Oxymoron: Enquiring minds.
Oxymoron: Entertaining sermon.
Oxymoron: Environmentalist bumper sticker.
Oxymoron: Equal half.
Oxymoron: Ergonomic keyboard.
Oxymoron: Escort GT.
Oxymoron: Eternal life.
Oxymoron: European Community.
Oxymoron: Evaporated milk.
Oxymoron: Even odds.
Oxymoron: Evolutionary fact.
Oxymoron: Exact estimate.
Oxymoron: Exact nebulousness.
Oxymoron: Executive decision.
Oxymoron: Expensive junk.
Oxymoron: Expert business system.
Oxymoron: Expert consultant.
Oxymoron: Exposed insulation.
Oxymoron: Express bus.
Oxymoron: Express mail from the post office.
Oxymoron: Extensive briefing.
Oxymoron: Extremely average.
Oxymoron: Extremely neutral.
Oxymoron: Factual inaccuracies.
Oxymoron: Factual inaccuracy.
Oxymoron: Faculty cooperation.
Oxymoron: Faculty understanding.
Oxymoron: Fair DM.
Oxymoron: Fair reporting.
Oxymoron: Fair trial.
Oxymoron: Fairly comprehensive.
Oxymoron: Fake fur.
Oxymoron: Fallout shelter.
Oxymoron: False fact.
Oxymoron: False sincerity.
Oxymoron: Falsely true.
Oxymoron: Family entertainment.
Oxymoron: Family vacation.
Oxymoron: Fast BASIC.
Oxymoron: Fast food.
Oxymoron: Fast Idle.
Oxymoron: Fast paced.
Oxymoron: Fast Windows
Oxymoron: Faulty logic.
Oxymoron: Federal assistance.
Oxymoron: Federal budget
Oxymoron: Female logic.
Oxymoron: Feminine logic.
Oxymoron: Fighting for peace
Oxymoron: Final beta.
Oxymoron: Final conclusion.
Oxymoron: Final version
Oxymoron: Finally once again.
Oxymoron: Finished buildings.
Oxymoron: Firewater.
Oxymoron: Firm maybe.
Oxymoron: First annual
Oxymoron: First class private.
Oxymoron: First deadline.
Oxymoron: First lieutenant.
Oxymoron: First version.
Oxymoron: First-strike defense.
Oxymoron: Fish farm.
Oxymoron: Flaccid erection.
Oxymoron: Flat-busted.
Oxymoron: Flexible freeze.
Oxymoron: Folk song writer.
Oxymoron: Football scholarship.
Oxymoron: For those too dumb to use OXY-5 & OXY-10.
Oxymoron: Foreign alien.
Oxymoron: Foreign policy continuity.
Oxymoron: Forgotten memories.
Oxymoron: Former evangelist.
Oxymoron: Forth programming language.
Oxymoron: Four-cornered triangle.
Oxymoron: Foxy chick.
Oxymoron: Free election.
Oxymoron: Free electron laser.
Oxymoron: Free love.
Oxymoron: Free prisoner.
Oxymoron: Free society.
Oxymoron: Free trade.
Oxymoron: Free with purchase.
Oxymoron: Freezer burn
Oxymoron: French culture.
Oxymoron: Fresh frozen.
Oxymoron: Friendly advice.
Oxymoron: Friendly Amiga.
Oxymoron: Friendly competitor.
Oxymoron: Friendly enemies.
Oxymoron: Friendly fire.
Oxymoron: Friendly Sysop.
Oxymoron: Friendly takeover.
Oxymoron: Front end.
Oxymoron: Frugal bureaucrat.
Oxymoron: Full service
Oxymoron: Full time hobby.
Oxymoron: Full-length bikini.
Oxymoron: Fun run.
Oxymoron: Functional manager.
Oxymoron: Functionally illiterate.
Oxymoron: Funny clean joke.
Oxymoron: Future history.
Oxymoron: Fuzzy logic.
Oxymoron: Gay bigot.
Oxymoron: Gay drill sergeant.
Oxymoron: General specificity.
Oxymoron: Generally specific.
Oxymoron: Genuine copy of a fake Dior.
Oxymoron: Genuine fake.
Oxymoron: Genuine imitation.
Oxymoron: Genuine synthetic.
Oxymoron: Giant shrimp.
Oxymoron: Glacier like rapidity.
Oxymoron: Good Alan Rudolph films.
Oxymoron: Good government
Oxymoron: Good grief.
Oxymoron: Good lawyer.
Oxymoron: Good loser.
Oxymoron: Good morning.
Oxymoron: Good mother-in-law.
Oxymoron: Good temper.
Oxymoron: Gourmet pizza.
Oxymoron: Government aid.
Oxymoron: Government assistance.
Oxymoron: Government efficiency.
Oxymoron: Government intelligence.
Oxymoron: Government organization.
Oxymoron: Government planning.
Oxymoron: Government savings.
Oxymoron: Government service.
Oxymoron: Government worker
Oxymoron: Graduate student.
Oxymoron: Grape Nuts.
Oxymoron: Great Britain.
Oxymoron: Great Depression.
Oxymoron: Great detail.
Oxymoron: Great Republican mind.
Oxymoron: Greater Cleveland.
Oxymoron: Greater good.
Oxymoron: Gregarious recluse.
Oxymoron: Grossly unfair.
Oxymoron: Ground floor.
Oxymoron: Guest host.
Oxymoron: Gun control.
Oxymoron: Gunboat diplomacy.
Oxymoron: Half dead.
Oxymoron: Half-democracies.
Oxymoron: Halfway around.
Oxymoron: Happily married.
Oxymoron: Happy birthday.
Oxymoron: Happy medium.
Oxymoron: Happy Monday.
Oxymoron: Hard disk.
Oxymoron: Hard water.
Oxymoron: Hard-wired.
Oxymoron: Harvard-educated.
Oxymoron: Hazardous waste disposal.
Oxymoron: Healthy tan.
Oxymoron: Helicopter flight.
Oxymoron: High negative image.
Oxymoron: High negative ratings.
Oxymoron: High negative.
Oxymoron: High-level depression.
Oxymoron: Higher education.
Oxymoron: Hilarious funerals.
Oxymoron: Historical truth.
Oxymoron: Holy hell.
Oxymoron: Holy Roman Empire.
Oxymoron: Holy war.
Oxymoron: Home offices.
Oxymoron: Homicide survivors.
Oxymoron: Honest convict.
Oxymoron: Honest crook!
Oxymoron: Honest government.
Oxymoron: Honest lawyer.
Oxymoron: Honest politician.
Oxymoron: Hopelessly optimistic.
Oxymoron: Hot chili.
Oxymoron: Hot ice.
Oxymoron: Hot water heater.
Oxymoron: House Ethics Committee.
Oxymoron: Hubble's constant.
Oxymoron: Huge market niche.
Oxymoron: Human dignity.
Oxymoron: Human evolution
Oxymoron: Human intelligence.
Oxymoron: Humane robotics.
Oxymoron: Humane society.
Oxymoron: Humble arrogance.
Oxymoron: Humor moderator.
Oxymoron: I read part of it all the way through.
Oxymoron: IBM compatible.
Oxymoron: Icy hot.
Oxymoron: Idiot-proof.
Oxymoron: Imitation margarine.
Oxymoron: Impossible possibility.
Oxymoron: Improbable disaster.
Oxymoron: Inconceivable.
Oxymoron: Indecent exposure.
Oxymoron: Independent counsel.
Oxymoron: Independent dog.
Oxymoron: Indifferently attentive.
Oxymoron: Industrial park.
Oxymoron: Inferred petty corruption.
Oxymoron: Infinite loop.
Oxymoron: Informed consent.
Oxymoron: Initial resignation.
Oxymoron: Initial retirement.
Oxymoron: Institutional revolutionary party.
Oxymoron: Intelligence oversight board.
Oxymoron: Intelligent females.
Oxymoron: Intelligent fight.
Oxymoron: Intelligent life forms.
Oxymoron: Intelligent presidential debate.
Oxymoron: Intense apathy.
Oxymoron: Intense disinterest.
Oxymoron: Interactive soliloquy.
Oxymoron: Internal front.
Oxymoron: International Law.
Oxymoron: Irate patient.
Oxymoron: Ironclad guarantee.
Oxymoron: Irregularly scheduled.
Oxymoron: Italian egg rolls.
Oxymoron: Japanese trade.
Oxymoron: Jocular murder trials.
Oxymoron: Journalistic accuracy.
Oxymoron: Journalistic integrity.
Oxymoron: Jumbo shrimp.
Oxymoron: Junk food.
Oxymoron: Just in time (JIT).
Oxymoron: Just war.
Oxymoron: Justice Rehnquist.
Oxymoron: Justice Thomas.
Oxymoron: Justifiable homicide.
Oxymoron: Justifiably paranoid.
Oxymoron: K-Mart quality.
Oxymoron: Kind moderator
Oxymoron: Klingon diplomacy
Oxymoron: Kosher for Yom Kippur.
Oxymoron: Kosher ham.
Oxymoron: Lace-up loafers.
Oxymoron: Lack light.
Oxymoron: Lady mud wrestler.
Oxymoron: Large-scale mini-computers.
Oxymoron: Largest minority group.
Oxymoron: Last first.
Oxymoron: Lead crystal.
Oxymoron: Lebanese government.
Oxymoron: Left handed screwdrivers.
Oxymoron: Legal brief.
Oxymoron: Legal ethics.
Oxymoron: Legal thought.
Oxymoron: Legitimate conspiracy.
Oxymoron: Leisure suit.
Oxymoron: Lesser evil.
Oxymoron: Lethal aid.
Oxymoron: Liberal fundamentalists.
Oxymoron: Liberal logic.
Oxymoron: Liberal Republican.
Oxymoron: Liberal scholar.
Oxymoron: Liberal, Kansas.
Oxymoron: Lieutenant colonel.
Oxymoron: Life insurance.
Oxymoron: Limited immunity.
Oxymoron: Limited time.
Oxymoron: Linear curve.
Oxymoron: Liquid gas.
Oxymoron: Liquid paper.
Oxymoron: Liquid smoke.
Oxymoron: Lite rock.
Oxymoron: Literal interpretation.
Oxymoron: Little deceptive.
Oxymoron: Little hope.
Oxymoron: Live recording.
Oxymoron: Live television.
Oxymoron: Living dead.
Oxymoron: Local network.
Oxymoron: Logical design.
Oxymoron: Long Island expressway.
Oxymoron: Long recess.
Oxymoron: Loose gridlock.
Oxymoron: Loose tights.
Oxymoron: Loosely organized.
Oxymoron: Lost finding.
Oxymoron: Loving hate.
Oxymoron: Low positive image.
Oxymoron: Low-profile public approach.
Oxymoron: Loyal opposition.
Oxymoron: Luxury bus.
Oxymoron: Mail service.
Oxymoron: Major general.
Oxymoron: Male compassion.
Oxymoron: Male logic.
Oxymoron: Man child.
Oxymoron: Managed competition.
Oxymoron: Management action.
Oxymoron: Management decision.
Oxymoron: Management science.
Oxymoron: Management style.
Oxymoron: Management support.
Oxymoron: Mandatory option.
Oxymoron: Mankind.
Oxymoron: Manson family values.
Oxymoron: Marijuana initiative.
Oxymoron: Marital bliss.
Oxymoron: Marketing research.
Oxymoron: Marketing strategy.
Oxymoron: Married life.
Oxymoron: Martial law.
Oxymoron: Masculine logic.
Oxymoron: Math teacher.
Oxymoron: Mature student.
Oxymoron: McDonald's food.
Oxymoron: Meaningful dialogue.
Oxymoron: Measured meter.
Oxymoron: Meatloaf surprise.
Oxymoron: Medicaid payment.
Oxymoron: Medical ethics.
Oxymoron: Metal woods.
Oxymoron: Micro-mainframe.
Oxymoron: Microsoft Access.
Oxymoron: Microsoft Works.
Oxymoron: Middle East peace process.
Oxymoron: Mighty Mouse.
Oxymoron: Mild interest
Oxymoron: Mildly psychotic.
Oxymoron: Military accountability.
Oxymoron: Military etiquette.
Oxymoron: Military intelligence.
Oxymoron: Military justice.
Oxymoron: Military medicine.
Oxymoron: Military propriety.
Oxymoron: Military salvation.
Oxymoron: Military security.
Oxymoron: Military thought.
Oxymoron: Mini-firestorm
Oxymoron: Minor greatness.
Oxymoron: Minor issue.
Oxymoron: Minor miracle.
Oxymoron: Minor moment.
Oxymoron: Minor peccadillo.
Oxymoron: Mismatch.
Oxymoron: Mobil station.
Oxymoron: Mobile home.
Oxymoron: Model prisoner.
Oxymoron: Moderate Iranians.
Oxymoron: Moderate liberal.
Oxymoron: Moderate Republican.
Oxymoron: Modified final judgment.
Oxymoron: Monopoly.
Oxymoron: Moral lawyer.
Oxymoron: Moral majority.
Oxymoron: Moral politician.
Oxymoron: Morally right.
Oxymoron: Morbid humor.
Oxymoron: Motorcycle safety.
Oxymoron: Mutual attraction.
Oxymoron: Mutual aversion.
Oxymoron: Mutually exclusive.
Oxymoron: My humble opinion.
Oxymoron: Narrow breadth.
Oxymoron: Natural gas.
Oxymoron: Natural grass.
Oxymoron: Navy man.
Oxymoron: Near miss.
Oxymoron: Nearly perfect.
Oxymoron: Nearly square.
Oxymoron: Necessary evil.
Oxymoron: Negative concurrence.
Oxymoron: Negative momentum.
Oxymoron: New and improved.
Oxymoron: New classic rock.
Oxymoron: New Mexico.
Oxymoron: New standard.
Oxymoron: NFL follies.
Oxymoron: Night light.
Oxymoron: Night of the Living Dead.
Oxymoron: No action.
Oxymoron: No information.
Oxymoron: No opposition.
Oxymoron: Noble savage.
Oxymoron: Non-alcoholic beer.
Oxymoron: Non-binding contract.
Oxymoron: Non-dairy creamer.
Oxymoron: Non-denominational church.
Oxymoron: Non-stop flight.
Oxymoron: Normal controversy.
Oxymoron: Normal espionage.
Oxymoron: Normal foreign film.
Oxymoron: Not concerned.
Oxymoron: Noticeably less aggressive.
Oxymoron: Nuclear safety.
Oxymoron: Numb feeling.
Oxymoron: Objective parent.
Oxymoron: Objective rating.
Oxymoron: Occupational injury.
Oxymoron: Oddly appropriate.
Oxymoron: Old news.
Oxymoron: One size fits all.
Oxymoron: One-sided dialogue.
Oxymoron: Only choice.
Oxymoron: Open lock.
Oxymoron: Open-minded conservative.
Oxymoron: Operating system.
Oxymoron: Operation rescue
Oxymoron: Organized religion.
Oxymoron: Oversized brief.
Oxymoron: Pacific Ocean.
Oxymoron: Paid amateur.
Oxymoron: Paid volunteers.
Oxymoron: Painless childbirth.
Oxymoron: Paperless office.
Oxymoron: Parents without partners.
Oxymoron: Partial conclusion.
Oxymoron: Partial success.
Oxymoron: Partially completed.
Oxymoron: Partially furnished.
Oxymoron: Partly engaged.
Oxymoron: Passive activity.
Oxymoron: Passive aggression.
Oxymoron: Passive confrontation.
Oxymoron: Passive reply.
Oxymoron: Patiently wait.
Oxymoron: Peace force.
Oxymoron: Peace offensive.
Oxymoron: Peace officer.
Oxymoron: Peace-keeper missile.
Oxymoron: Peacemaker missile.
Oxymoron: People's army.
Oxymoron: Perfect misfit.
Oxymoron: Perfectly legitimate.
Oxymoron: Perhaps certainly.
Oxymoron: Perhaps predictably.
Oxymoron: Permanent fad.
Oxymoron: Persistent ambivalence.
Oxymoron: Personal computer.
Oxymoron: Personalized form letter.
Oxymoron: Petty cash.
Oxymoron: Petty officer.
Oxymoron: Philosophy science.
Oxymoron: Pigeon's milk.
Oxymoron: Pious atheists.
Oxymoron: Planned serendipity.
Oxymoron: Plastic canvas.
Oxymoron: Plastic glass.
Oxymoron: Plastic silverware.
Oxymoron: Plastic snow.
Oxymoron: Plastic straw.
Oxymoron: Plymouth Reliant.
Oxymoron: Pocket calculator.
Oxymoron: Police protection.
Oxymoron: Polite cabbie.
Oxymoron: Political embarrassment.
Oxymoron: Political ethics.
Oxymoron: Political leadership.
Oxymoron: Political process.
Oxymoron: Political promise.
Oxymoron: Political science.
Oxymoron: Politically correct.
Oxymoron: Poor Republican.
Oxymoron: Pop art.
Oxymoron: Portable standard Lisp.
Oxymoron: Positive calamity.
Oxymoron: Positively grudgingly.
Oxymoron: Postal Service.
Oxymoron: Postal worker.
Oxymoron: Pot luck.
Oxymoron: Potential has-been.
Oxymoron: Practical homeowner.
Oxymoron: Practical joke.
Oxymoron: Practical logic
Oxymoron: Practical theory.
Oxymoron: Preacher politicians.
Oxymoron: Precision bombing.
Oxymoron: Preliminary conclusion.
Oxymoron: Prepare to commence.
Oxymoron: Prepost.
Oxymoron: Press release.
Oxymoron: Pretested condoms.
Oxymoron: Pretty good privacy.
Oxymoron: Pretty ice-storm.
Oxymoron: Pretty ugly.
Oxymoron: Private e-mail.
Oxymoron: Pro-contra.
Oxymoron: Production meeting.
Oxymoron: Productivity committee.
Oxymoron: Professional courtesy.
Oxymoron: Progress in Congress.
Oxymoron: Progressive conservative.
Oxymoron: Pronounced silence.
Oxymoron: Proprietary standard.
Oxymoron: Psychiatric care.
Oxymoron: Public covert policy.
Oxymoron: Public school education.
Oxymoron: Public secrecy.
Oxymoron: Punk fashion.
Oxymoron: Pure nonsense.
Oxymoron: Pure sludge.
Oxymoron: Pure speculation.
Oxymoron: Purely political.
Oxymoron: Qualified success.
Oxymoron: Quality assurance.
Oxymoron: Quality service.
Oxymoron: Quebec intellectual.
Oxymoron: Quick C.
Oxymoron: Quick fix.
Oxymoron: Quick reboot.
Oxymoron: QuickBASIC.
Oxymoron: Race walking.
Oxymoron: Rafe politics.
Oxymoron: Rain solidly.
Oxymoron: Random choice.
Oxymoron: Random file organization.
Oxymoron: Random order.
Oxymoron: Randomly organized.
Oxymoron: Rap music!
Oxymoron: Rapid transit.
Oxymoron: Rare steak.
Oxymoron: Rather direct.
Oxymoron: Rational ravings.
Oxymoron: Reagan credibility.
Oxymoron: Reagan memoirs.
Oxymoron: Real fantasy.
Oxymoron: Real fishing story.
Oxymoron: Real hypothetical.
Oxymoron: Real magic.
Oxymoron: Realistic schedule.
Oxymoron: Realtime computing.
Oxymoron: Rear admiral.
Oxymoron: Reasonable female.
Oxymoron: Recently new.
Oxymoron: Reciprocal concession.
Oxymoron: Red Indians.
Oxymoron: Regional pantheists.
Oxymoron: Regular random.
Oxymoron: Reinvent.
Oxymoron: Relatively obscure.Oxymoron: Relativistic correction.
Oxymoron: Relaxed genes.
Oxymoron: Reliable network.
Oxymoron: Religious education.
Oxymoron: Religious fact.
Oxymoron: Religious fundamentalists.
Oxymoron: Religious science.
Oxymoron: Religious tolerance.
Oxymoron: Removable sticker.
Oxymoron: Republican atheist.
Oxymoron: Republican diplomat.
Oxymoron: Republican initiative.
Oxymoron: Republican math expert.
Oxymoron: Republican party.
Oxymoron: Requires Microsoft Windows.
Oxymoron: Resident alien.
Oxymoron: Resident manager.
Oxymoron: Resident visitor.
Oxymoron: Resolute ambivalence.
Oxymoron: Respectable lawyer.
Oxymoron: Respective conventions.
Oxymoron: Responsible committee.
Oxymoron: Restless sleep.
Oxymoron: Restrained grandparent.
Oxymoron: Right-wing logic.
Oxymoron: Rising deficits.
Oxymoron: River walk.
Oxymoron: Rock opera.
Oxymoron: Routine emergency.
Oxymoron: Royal family.
Oxymoron: Runs under Windows.
Oxymoron: Rush hour.
Oxymoron: Russian economy.
Oxymoron: Safe politics.
Oxymoron: Safe sex.
Oxymoron: Sanitary landfill.
Oxymoron: Satisfied tenant.
Oxymoron: Saving price.
Oxymoron: Savings and loan.
Oxymoron: School food.
Oxymoron: Science fiction.
Oxymoron: Scottish Danish (actual pastry sold at 7-11).
Oxymoron: Second Annual Tour of Classic New Homes.
Oxymoron: Second childhood.
Oxymoron: Second initiatives.
Oxymoron: Second lieutenant.
Oxymoron: Secure Unix.
Oxymoron: Sedate sex.
Oxymoron: Self-dependent.
Oxymoron: Semi truck.
Oxymoron: Semiboneless ham.
Oxymoron: Senate Ethics Committee.
Oxymoron: Senate Ethics.
Oxymoron: Senatorial courtesy.
Oxymoron: Sensible shoes.
Oxymoron: Sergeant major.
Oxymoron: Serious barbecue.
Oxymoron: Serious comedy.
Oxymoron: Severely/slightly killed.
Oxymoron: Sharp cookie.
Oxymoron: Shipment is by car, and cargo by boat.
Oxymoron: Shooting blanks.
Oxymoron: Shortcut.
Oxymoron: Shyly pompous.
Oxymoron: Silent noise.
Oxymoron: Silent scream
Oxymoron: Silent testimony.
Oxymoron: Silken bonds.
Oxymoron: Simple calculus.
Oxymoron: Simple system.
Oxymoron: Simple technology.
Oxymoron: Sincere lie.
Oxymoron: Sisterly love.
Oxymoron: Sit up.
Oxymoron: Slightly killed.
Oxymoron: Slightly out of view.
Oxymoron: Slightly pregnant.
Oxymoron: Slow death.
Oxymoron: Slow speed.
Oxymoron: Small crowd.
Oxymoron: Smart blonde.
Oxymoron: Smart bomb.
Oxymoron: Smart drugs.
Oxymoron: Smokeless cigarette.
Oxymoron: Snow removal plan.
Oxymoron: Social activist.
Oxymoron: Social psychologist.
Oxymoron: Social science.
Oxymoron: Social Security.
Oxymoron: Soft rock.
Oxymoron: Software documentation.
Oxymoron: Software engineer.
Oxymoron: Solid glass.
Oxymoron: Solipsists of the world, untie.
Oxymoron: Somewhat ambiguous.
Oxymoron: Somewhat awesome.
Oxymoron: Somewhat confused.
Oxymoron: Somewhat eloquently.
Oxymoron: Somewhat fairly explicit.
Oxymoron: Somewhat functional.
Oxymoron: Somewhat incompatible.
Oxymoron: Somewhat narrow attitude.
Oxymoron: Sophisticated hacker.
Oxymoron: Sophisticated New Yorker.
Oxymoron: Southern front.
Oxymoron: Southern justice.
Oxymoron: Soviet Life.
Oxymoron: Spare rib.
Oxymoron: Spare time.
Oxymoron: Speed limit.
Oxymoron: Spending cuts.
Oxymoron: Split level.
Oxymoron: Sports sedan.
Oxymoron: Stand down.
Oxymoron: Standard options.
Oxymoron: Stealth bomber.
Oxymoron: Steel wool.
Oxymoron: Steering committee.
Oxymoron: Still life.
Oxymoron: Straightforward subterfuge.
Oxymoron: Striped paint.
Oxymoron: Strong president.
Oxymoron: Structure design.
Oxymoron: Stuck in traffic.
Oxymoron: Student athlete.
Oxymoron: Student teacher.
Oxymoron: Stupid ox.
Oxymoron: Sub minimum.
Oxymoron: Subsequent Initiatives.
Oxymoron: Sugarless candy.
Oxymoron: Summer school.
Oxymoron: Superette.
Oxymoron: Supporting documentation.
Oxymoron: Sure bet.
Oxymoron: Sweet pickle.
Oxymoron: Sweet sixteen.
Oxymoron: Sweet sorrow.
Oxymoron: Swiss steak
Oxymoron: Sycophantic cat.
Oxymoron: Synthetic natural gas.
Oxymoron: Systematic variance.
Oxymoron: Systematically at random.
Oxymoron: Talk show.
Oxymoron: Tame cat.
Oxymoron: Tax reform.
Oxymoron: Tax refund.
Oxymoron: Tax return.
Oxymoron: Tax-free.
Oxymoron: Team of independents.
Oxymoron: Tech support!
Oxymoron: Televised hearings.
Oxymoron: Television critic.
Oxymoron: Television entertainment.
Oxymoron: Television tape.
Oxymoron: Temporary tax increase.
Oxymoron: Tenuous lies.
Oxymoron: Term limit.
Oxymoron: Term meaning stupid as an Ox.
Oxymoron: Terminal initialization.
Oxymoron: Terribly nice.
Oxymoron: Terribly pleased.
Oxymoron: Texas chic.
Oxymoron: That shoe fits him like a glove.
Oxymoron: The Best Of Rush Limbaugh.
Oxymoron: Thorough briefer.
Oxymoron: Thoughtful sidewalk cyclist.
Oxymoron: Three originals.
Oxymoron: Thrift binge.
Oxymoron: Thundering silence.
Oxymoron: Tight flexibility.
Oxymoron: Tight slacks.
Oxymoron: Timeless library.
Oxymoron: Tone color.
Oxymoron: Too many Taglines.
Oxymoron: Too rich.
Oxymoron: Total quality management (TQM).
Oxymoron: Totalitarian democracy.
Oxymoron: Traffic flow.
Oxymoron: Tragic comedy.
Oxymoron: Trial learning.
Oxymoron: True confessions.
Oxymoron: True DOS multi-tasking.
Oxymoron: True love.
Oxymoron: True sincerity.
Oxymoron: True story.
Oxymoron: Truth in politics.
Oxymoron: Turned up missing.
Oxymoron: TV commentator.
Oxymoron: Twelve-ounce pound cake.
Oxymoron: Unacceptable solution.
Oxymoron: Unachievable accomplishments.
Oxymoron: Unbiased journalism.
Oxymoron: Unbiased news reports.
Oxymoron: Unbiased opinion.
Oxymoron: Unbiased predisposition.
Oxymoron: Unborn child.
Oxymoron: Unclear information.
Oxymoron: Uncontested divorce.
Oxymoron: Under-crowded criminal justice system.
Oxymoron: Understanding banker.
Oxymoron: Understanding UNIX.
Oxymoron: Understanding wife.
Oxymoron: Unified libertarians.
Oxymoron: Uniform scraps.
Oxymoron: Uninhibited Muslim woman.
Oxymoron: Union workers.
Oxymoron: Unique uniform.
Oxymoron: United States.
Oxymoron: University of Nevada at Las Vegas.
Oxymoron: Unix security.
Oxymoron: Unsalted Saltines.
Oxymoron: Unusual routine.
Oxymoron: Uprooted plant.
Oxymoron: Upside-down logic.
Oxymoron: Uptown buffalo.
Oxymoron: User friendliness.
Oxymoron: User friendly - idiot-proof.
Oxymoron: Vacant dwelling.
Oxymoron: Vague memory.
Oxymoron: Vaguely recall.
Oxymoron: Valueless education
Oxymoron: Vanilla fudge.
Oxymoron: Vegetable beef soup.
Oxymoron: Vegetarian chili.
Oxymoron: Ventura Freeway.
Oxymoron: Very much uninspired.
Oxymoron: Vexation exercise.
Oxymoron: Vice admiral.
Oxymoron: Violent agreement.
Oxymoron: Virtual fishing.
Oxymoron: Virtual reality.
Oxymoron: Virtual storage.
Oxymoron: Vociferous silence.
Oxymoron: Voluntary contributions.
Oxymoron: Voting power.
Oxymoron: Vulcan sentimentality.
Oxymoron: Waiting patiently.
Oxymoron: War games.
Oxymoron: War hero.
Oxymoron: Waste management.
Oxymoron: Water landing.
Oxymoron: Weak president.
Oxymoron: Wealthy professor.
Oxymoron: Weather forecast.
Oxymoron: Wedded bliss.
Oxymoron: Welfare benefits.
Oxymoron: Whole half.
Oxymoron: Whole hemisphere.
Oxymoron: Why do they call them apartments when they are all together?
Oxymoron: Wicked good.
Oxymoron: Wickedly funny.
Oxymoron: Wickedly nice.
Oxymoron: Wilderness management.
Oxymoron: Windows accelerator.
Oxymoron: Windows expert!
Oxymoron: Windows NT (New Technology).
Oxymoron: Windows NT ready.
Oxymoron: Windows power user.
Oxymoron: Windows productivity.
Oxymoron: Windows-capable.
Oxymoron: Winnable nuclear war.
Oxymoron: Wireless cable.
Oxymoron: Wise Democrat.
Oxymoron: Wonder Bread.
Oxymoron: Wonderfully ambiguous.
Oxymoron: Woods metal.
Oxymoron: Working vacation.
Oxymoron: Worlds biggest truck is called a semi-truck.
Oxymoron: Young Floridian.
Oxymoron: Young Republicans.
Oxymoron: Yugo Turbo.
Oxymoron: Yummy sushi.
Oxymoronz Finally again.
Political Promises - oxymorons believed in by morons.
Ultimate Oxymoron #1: `cash surplus.'
Ultimate Oxymoron #2: `good morning.'